Richard Armitage hears that Japanese chicks really dig tall guys at The Hobbit Japan press conference.
The road crew cut the fiber optics supplying my internet access. I’m working with shaky, intermittent internet and 3G access on my iPhone. Definitely not a happy camper, but back to the man of the hour.
Live streaming at The Hobbit Japan press conference apparently sucked but I’m hearing the video quality for downloading is much better. Peter Jackson, Martin Freeman and RA held a love fest, extolling each other’s virtues. Clearly, the bromances still burn strongly. Naturally, they would gush like that. After all what could they say: “gah, I hated his guts,” “he hogged my shot every time,” or “I’ll need therapy for the next 10 years because of him!” However, they so struck me with their quiet sincerity, that my snarky heart paused to consider: How did RA feel being showered with such praise? Did his Thorin portrayal really shock and awe? What if he turned in a truly Oscar caliber performance worth of Best Supporting Actor his first time out? Wow. My fangurl heart fluttered briefly. I hope not, mainly because winning an Oscar could be a professional kiss of death (Halle Berry any one?). On the other hand, it would be lovely to see him offered quality artistic roles worthy of his skills. But happily my snarky heart jolted back to life, and I’m just fine now.
I turned my attention to what was really important – his clothes! Unfortunately, poor screen cap quality makes it difficult to tell if he’d recovered from the ARIAs misstep, but he was rocking another expensively black, casual jacket, so I’ll give him props for that.
Next up: the Japan Hobbit premiere. It starts during the middle of the night my time, a mountain that even this intrepid reporter probably won’t climb. Europeans, take it away!
Hang on now!
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Richard Armitage, Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis rock the old fart metrosexual. Courtesy of didsomebodysayguyofgisborne.tumblr.com
I was just about to doze off but checked Twitter one last time. Then this picture caught my eye. First I noticed RA’s leather trousers (naturally), but then something about the three of them caught my eye and I can’t stop laughing.
There’s Andy Serkis, curls slicked into a mohawk (or is it a greaser?). Martin Freeman has Austin Powers hair and his “I just don’t give a f**k about the press” shades. RA has a bit of fluffy spikes going. But hey, this is the Arias. They’ve morphed from dapper dandies to (hopefully) together hipsters, just for this event. So, let’s take a closer look.
Martin Freeman might be channeling Austin Powers on a bad day but it’s his usual hot mess. Dude, shiny patent leather loafers with once turned up jeans with the hem showing? Green gingham, hot pink paisley and something resembling a jacket. Alrighty, let’s move swiftly on.
RA starts out promisingly (maybe) at his leather sneakers, moves up to the nice tight leather blue grey pants, and then ruins it with dad’s nice polo shirt and a suit coat. (EDIT: I’ve thrown in the towel on the shoes and leather pants, too. See my verdict in the comments.) What happened, luv? And that jacket had better not have come from the $5,000 suit ensemble! That’s a no-no. (EDIT: I’m reassured it is not). The outfit works too hard at looking pulled together, but I’m not buying it. Why do I get the sneaking suspicion RA overruled his stylist and had something to do with this outfit? Sigh.
Let’s look at Andy. He’s wearing jeans (twice turned up), two-toned oxfords, a fancy t-shirt with a gold “My Precious” emblem and a suit jacket forgiven by the fact that it has a silky sheen. They look like what they are: three middle aged men trying to look cool in a venue half their age, and cracking me up, doing it. They are trying sooooo hard! Too cute!
I submit, Dear Reader, that if you can get past RA’s leather trousers, you will agree that Andy manages to pull off his look (sans the mohawk) the best, mostly because he’s not trying. Martin works too hard at being bohemian. RA? Well, he’ll have to ask his stylist.
I’ve fallen in love with his suit. Haven’t been so smitten since getting a gander of Patrick Stewart’s suit in Hamlet. As I type, our boy is now in Australia as a presenter at the ARIAS. Don’t think I can hold out to report any more sightings. My brain threatens to take me out. But before I go, here’s another pretty, pretty picture.
Richard Armitage struts his stuff at The Hobbit premiere, NZ. Courtesy of not a clue. Please let me know.
A star pose? Richard Armitage at The Hobbit premiere. Courtesy of the Daily Mail
I’ve had less than four hours of sleep, they forgot the expresso in my latte, and my dog buggered off to bed. It might not be wise to post now but that’s never stopped me before. You know, rushing in where angels fear to tread… or something.
So, it finally happened. After waiting since early 2011, RA made his debut on the world stage. And what a debutante he was. His outfit was mahhhvelous. He was the prettiest one at the ball and everybody was looking at him. His blushed demurely and becomingly and I’m sure his dance card later was full. His fans watched, bursting with pride over The Next Big Thing. There was no untoward drama. Nobody dragged him into the bushes. He has been officially launched. How many producers will come courting remains to be seen.
Just looking at him, my heart filled with loving snark. My cup truly runneth over. The festivities should keep me blogging again for months. I’m grinning from ear to ear, right now, at the very thought. Yes, sipping coffee and actually sighing contentedly. My muse is regarding me warily. It’s all good.
I’m still considering his report card. But first there are the interviews and the red carpet event to rewatch. I’ll judge his performance carefully and thoughtfully, but with no handicap. The world stage doesn’t do handicaps. You’ll be happy to know, dear reader, that I”ll hold off posting the report card for a few days while everybody enjoys the euphoria.
That will give me enough time to pack my bags and get out of town give it due consideration.
Feel free to influence my review in the comments. All bribes are welcome.
Oh, I’ve just been offered asylum in Budapest. Cool!
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Richard Armitage weathering the gauntlet at The Hobbit premiere in Wellington. Courtesy of richardarmitagecentral.co.uk
RA sent a new message to RichardArmitageOnline. For those of you too tired to click, here is the message:
So I am sitting in my hotel room from which I can see a very long red carpet and The Embassy Theatre. I am nervous, excited and quite emotional, the day has arrived when we can finally present our work for everyone to hopefully enjoy.
I wanted to say thank you for the continuing support that I receive from everyone who visits Annette’s brilliant site, and those others which have popped up over the last few years and months. It means so much to me to have that support. I truly hope you all enjoy The Hobbit, I tried to respect the responsibility that taking on this role presented to me, my fellow cast members are all spectacular in the story and we send out our work to you in the hope that you can take your friends and family to see a great event in the cinema.
I look forward to saying thank you, at the various premiers over the next few weeks.
See you on the Red Carpet.
fumblingly sent from my iPad:
Enjoy yourself RA. Congratulations.
That about wraps it up for the evening, don’t you think?
EDIT: The last line was added later. Your suppositions are as good as mine, but mine is better: most likely an oversight in posting.
Hang on there, where are you going?
Thorin wants you, too!
Show RA how deeply he touched you with this lovely gesture by Gift Bombing his JustGiving page. He, and countless others, will love you for it.
In the last few hours, there’s been a press conference and song sung by Neil Flynn. Other than that, nobody seems to know what’s going on. Need to dig for pretty pictures.
They are late starting. Streaming is showing costumed crowds along the long red carpet.. wait, they are finally arriving!!!!!
The reporters are out welcoming the viewers, followed by a long Hobbit trailer to whet the appetite. Sounds like a long voice over by RA and Ian McKellan.
I believe Neil Finn begins with a few songs on a coolly decorated stage. Have never seen this kind of film premiere before. Looks like a gorgeous summer afternoon.
Goodness, this is turning into Crowded House concert. Personally, I prefer that they cut to the chase -the stars of the film. Not that I’m biased or anything.
I’ve been enlightened this is a mini Neil Finn concert. Then it REALLY begins. Can’t wait to see what Cate Blanchett wears. Yes, I’m lying.
Finn sings Lonely Mountain. People in chat complain that Richard Armitage, er, the cast could have sung it better. No bias or anything. Meanwhile, Gandalf still stands at the hobbit’s door, waiting to knock. His arm must be getting tired.
Meanwhile over on TORn fans are asking what’s so special about RA. Oh ho. Neil Finn was trying to get the crowd to sing. They seem tired too.
Peter Jackson emerges from his limo to instantly get swept into fan autographs. The interviewer manages to peel him away. He waves to the people of Wellington. They seem to love him. Aww, they introduce his daughter Katy.
The next limo pulls up and it’s… Phillipa Boyens looking lovely in a black pantsuit.
The next one up is…Martin Freeman, all cleaned up and actually matching … er… in a black leisure suit with pale pastel teal tie. Unfortunately he’s kept on his sunglasses. Hmm.
Up next is….. James Nesbitt with his daughter. He’s looking fine in a dark suit and tasteful micro checkered tie. RA is in the background being interviewed by another group.
Richard Armitage debuts on the world stage. Screen cap courtesy of meandrichardarmitage.wordpress.com
A wider view of the new movie star. Screen cap courtesy of meandrichardarmitage.wordpress.com
RA is there, looking FABULOUS in a dark navy Zegna suit, white shirt, and wine tie with a straight plain gold tie clip. Hair looks good, mild scruff, twinkling eyes. He seems to be a bit awed by it all. He saw the film for the first time on Sunday. Working with the green screen required him to engage the imagination more. When asked about being one of the “pin-ups” in the film, he turned it off being a hot dwarf as in being really hot in their costumes. Funny, dear. And then he’s released to the crowd. Was it my imagine or did the female interviewer seem to like him?
And then Andy Serkis and the cutie pie boys, Dean O’Gorman and Aidan Turner appear. They are also looking quite ’60s in their dark suits and dark slim ties. They joke about their bromance and fun on the project. Aidan’s curls are back. That’s all Aidan fans need to know. Oh, and Elijah Wood, who loves to dress with like a nerd with the top button done. And then the kiwi actors and then… oh hell, I’m done.
RA again! He never thought he would be picked to play a dwarf. They partied a lot behind the scenes. Now he makes his way towards the stage. Oh boy, there’s more after all. Everybody seems to be interviewed every 250 feet. Except for RA.
Finally the official speeches begin with the mayor of Wellington and prime minister of New Zealand kissing major studio ass. Then the heads of MGM studios, who promised to keep it short -but lied. A streaker would have been nice. I’ve never seen a movie premiere like this that been going for over THREE hours. Goodness.
Sir Peter finally takes the stage, walking through the hobbit door in Bag’s End. Then the introduction of the cast. First the old timers and then the newcomers including you know who.
They all pose in a row for pictures and then – it’s OVAH! And after that, they have to sit through the movie. Again.
Now, I have to mull over RA’s report card. But first, I need to see his other interviews.
This is a quick away post and I can’t include fancy stuff like pics and links. So, bear with me.
Today is the Big Day for Richard Armitage and the cast of The Hobbit in Wellington. Tweet is jumping with chatter and TOrN is doing an hourly countdown. Tumblr is going gif-wild. Blogs are churning the suspense. The tsunami of RA and TH press is more than making up for the long drought. I will start liveblogging the event later so watch this space. The chatroom is open to all for group watching of the festivities starting at 8:00PM CST. If you’re the first to arrive, no worries. Just sit tight, and they will come.
I’m sure that RA is a bit nervous but filled with nothing but happy thoughts today. Some fans have vocalized trepidation and protectiveness towards him, but let’s remember that today is his Big Day and think only positive thoughts along with him.
I suspect he would appreciate that more.
BTW, don’t forget to Gift Bomb his JustGiving page in lieu of flowers and gifts. You know you want to!