Surreal Satuday: These Are Things I Can’t F**king Remember [NSFW]

Katie Goodman is a comedian who sings irreverent outrageous ditties. Most of her stuff is so risque, I hesitate to show anything but if you make sure the boss, the kids and the hubby aren’t around, you’re really identify with and enjoy this ode to the 40 year brain.  If you have difficulty hearing the lyrics, they are here.

 

5 thoughts on “Surreal Satuday: These Are Things I Can’t F**king Remember [NSFW]

  1. Heh heh – that song reassures me that, although I’m 40, I’m not THAT BAD yet! 🙂

    Here’s a poem that made the rounds on Xerox machines everywhere (before e-mail, you know):

    A Little Mixed-up

    Just a line to say I’m living,
    That I’m not among the dead,
    Though I’m getting more forgetful
    and mixed up in my head.

    I’ve got used to my arthritis,
    to my dentures I’m resigned.
    I can manage my bifocals,
    But, Oh God, I miss my mind.

    For sometimes I can’t remember
    when I stand at the foot of the stairs
    If I must go up for something
    Or I’ve just come down from there.

    And before the refridge, so often
    My poor mind is filled with doubt
    Have I just put food away, or
    have I come to take some out?

    And there’s times when it is dark
    With my nightcap on my head
    I don’t know if I’m retiring, or
    just getting out of bed.

    So, if it’s my turn to write you
    There’s no need you getting sore,
    I may think that I have written
    and don’t want to be a bore.

    So remember, I do love you,
    And wish that you were near
    But it’s nearly mail time,
    So must say, “Goodbye Dear”.

    Love, Me

    P.S. Here I stand beside the mailbox
    With face so very red,
    Instead of mailing you my letter,
    I’ve opened it instead!

    Author Unknown

    • SO you remember your frequent flyer number? I’m impressed!

      Wait until you hit 50, this song will become funnier than you think. 😉

  2. Well I thought I had it bad but my brother in law was convinced his car was stolen, luckily the local policeman took it all in stride. Calmly pointed out perhaps he was only parked a block over. Age might be a factor but more so is stress.

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