Attention Dear Readers! It seems a terrible thing has happened tonight. I was hacked! Yes, my Skype account was hacked by a devious perpetrator who engaged unsuspecting Jasrangoon, Zan, and ItsJSForMe. S/he was so diabolically clever and convincing that they didn’t know it wasn’t me. So when this person evilly reported that I liked RA’s b-b-beard, s/he lied. Imagine my surprise when I logged in (thus booting the villain) and discovering they had posted my alleged confession. WordPress.org doesn’t have a reblog function, so you have to use your imagination (or better, visit their blogs). And now the alleged confession is all over Twitter. This is a travesty.
Wait, here is the gif that poor duped Jasrangoon created:
Shocking, isn’t it?
I will be conferring with my lawyers, spin doctors, and hackers through the night to mop up the situation and get this off the internet.