[I can’t seem to blog lately unless I’m perving, so I’m going to go with it, okay dear reader?]
Trying to get inspiration for today’s post for your objectifying needs, I’ve been perusing the world of Tumblr where anybody born between 1975 and 1995 is deemed old. I can’t imagine what I’m considered. Anyway, it’s an addictive medium where a lovely picture leads to another lovely picture and another until you’ve waded through hundreds of pics over tens of tumblrlogs. My Methuselah self was quite impressed how these young’uns don’t mince words, simply telling it like it is when I came across an entry by our own thefrencharmitagearmy who not only has a blog but a tumblrlog. (She’s new to ArmitageWorld so give her your love.) She made a confession that stopped even jaded me in my tracks.
What did she say???
“I’ve recently developed a certain fetish for his nipples.” Do I seriously need to tell you whose?
I laughed before it quickly dawned on me, “OMG, ME TOO!”
Let’s take a look, shall we?
Guy and Lucas nipple porn
You may want to go here, and click on the photos, arranged in loving detail, to view the deliciously large HD screencaps for closer analysis. In the interest of science, I urge you to do that now. Observe the round perfection of each round areola, not too big, not too small. Note the exact centering of each perk tip. They accentuate the already lovely symmetry of the pecs. Truly, they are like perfect little Hershey’s kisses.
Porter nipple porn
Click here for those large HD pics. These screencaps showcase them ever better. Buffer body equals buffer nipples? You be the judge. So, just like thearmitagearmy, I humbly confess my secret adoration for RA’s nipples. If I had to pick his most sublime feature, this would be it.
Ahhhhhh. Thanks, thearmitagearmy, for putting me back in touch with my objectifying fangurl. I missed her.
Judiang, I was in heaven when I discovered these…all those beautiful chesticle shots in one place! He really does have the most perfect nipples. I have found tumblr seriously addictive. Once I start, time gets away from me, lost as I am in the pleasure of gazing at one pic after another of RA.
Yes, I think I squeed when I saw them. Just had to analyze and share with my dear readers. The perils of unburdening oneself in the interest of science. 😉
Tumblr is quite a place; it’s kind of the wild west of online media right now.
If there was such a thing as nipple nuptials I’d marry his.
Nipple nuptials….I like the sound of that. Very alliterative. I’m sure a creative soul will compose an ode to that. 😉
You are such a perv! Staring at the poor man’s nipples. Torturous exposure to the harsh environment is more than anyone’s nipples should have to endure. The poor man! Where you see yumminess I see cruelty. 😉 I’m usually too distracted looking at his pecs to even notice the nips. Thanks for pointing it out Pervy McPervy Pants 🙂
Yes, I think she is secretly McFlirty Girty too. The truth is seeping out in increments.
No comment. 😉
I’ve never been called a perv before… thank you!!! It’s only taken a year and a half, too. 😉 Frankly, I think my work here is done. Almost. 😉
He is simply perfect… 🙂
I’m a total believer in admiring beauty when I see it. Siiiigh. 🙂
Ooh April,
Make that purrrrfect!
Cheers! Grati ;->
Please show some respect, he’s human being not a nice piece of meat. 😉
Yours sincerely
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A girl has a reputation to maintain; you’re a tough lot. 😉
Hershey’s Kisses! 😀 😀 (Not taking that image any further 😀 😀 )
What, you’re never look at Hershey’s Kisses the same way again? Sowwy. 😉
Could you please tell me what’s the meaning of “Hershey’s kisses” ? Thanks.
Sorry, but my English is not perfect. 😉
April, Hersheys Kisses are individually wrapped chocolate candies shaped like, well, nipples.
http://www.hersheys.com/assets/images/kisses/products/milk_chocolate.png
Thanks Judiang. Here in Switzerland, we don’t have Hershey chocolate. 😉
Ah, you have such a beautiful country. I was able to see a bit around Zurich many years ago.
I’m from Geneva. 😉
I know Zurich, I’ve been there a few times, but it’s a very expensive city, lol.
Dear Judiang,
Brilliant essay!
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what are dozens of chesticles pictures worth? Ooh! Now that’s a “figure” that’s really worth something–priceless! Ha!
Cheers! Grati ;->
Thanks Judiang for this purrrfect treat and being so honest 😉 What a luscious sight!! I really, really want to touch……
What amazingly delicious nipples to perv on. Thud! Perfectly round & pert. Anyway it’s all RAs fault – he keeps his torso so buff that his nipples are shown off to perfection 🙂 LOL.
Mmmm – might be time to get on bended knee to beg him not to stop the workouts……
Awww, thanks for the love 🙂 Im glad youve enjoyed my chesticles appreciation post ! Only Richard could make us perv on nipples.
I had to google hersheys kisses and…. well… quite accurate ! XD ive even found a a href=http://www.njpartyentertainment.com/images/hershey-kiss_singing_telegrams_nj.jpg rel=nofollowhershey kiss costume/a we could rename Richard nipples costume. It could make a nice uniform for the army 😉
It’s nice to know that RA is pale compared to a lot of other men and still attractive.
I just love Beengizzied’s “nipple nuptials” idea and got a little giggle out of it. 🙂