
Richard Armitage, Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis rock the old fart metrosexual. Courtesy of didsomebodysayguyofgisborne.tumblr.com
I was just about to doze off but checked Twitter one last time. Then this picture caught my eye. First I noticed RA’s leather trousers (naturally), but then something about the three of them caught my eye and I can’t stop laughing.
There’s Andy Serkis, curls slicked into a mohawk (or is it a greaser?). Martin Freeman has Austin Powers hair and his “I just don’t give a f**k about the press” shades. RA has a bit of fluffy spikes going. But hey, this is the Arias. They’ve morphed from dapper dandies to (hopefully) together hipsters, just for this event. So, let’s take a closer look.
Martin Freeman might be channeling Austin Powers on a bad day but it’s his usual hot mess. Dude, shiny patent leather loafers with once turned up jeans with the hem showing? Green gingham, hot pink paisley and something resembling a jacket. Alrighty, let’s move swiftly on.
RA starts out promisingly (maybe) at his leather sneakers, moves up to the nice tight leather blue grey pants, and then ruins it with dad’s nice polo shirt and a suit coat. (EDIT: I’ve thrown in the towel on the shoes and leather pants, too. See my verdict in the comments.) What happened, luv? And that jacket had better not have come from the $5,000 suit ensemble! That’s a no-no. (EDIT: I’m reassured it is not). The outfit works too hard at looking pulled together, but I’m not buying it. Why do I get the sneaking suspicion RA overruled his stylist and had something to do with this outfit? Sigh.
Let’s look at Andy. He’s wearing jeans (twice turned up), two-toned oxfords, a fancy t-shirt with a gold “My Precious” emblem and a suit jacket forgiven by the fact that it has a silky sheen. They look like what they are: three middle aged men trying to look cool in a venue half their age, and cracking me up, doing it. They are trying sooooo hard! Too cute!
I submit, Dear Reader, that if you can get past RA’s leather trousers, you will agree that Andy manages to pull off his look (sans the mohawk) the best, mostly because he’s not trying. Martin works too hard at being bohemian. RA? Well, he’ll have to ask his stylist.